Cat Equality Appeal

Friends, you know my love for cats. You know my love for Google. Unfortunately, there is conflict in my life. The two do not love each other. Google, you see, is a dog company. I quote from our official Google Code Of Conduct:

Google’s respect and affection for our canine friends is an integral facet of our corporate culture.

We have nothing against cats, per se, but we’re a dog company, so as a general rule we feel cats visiting our campus would be fairly stressed out.

So many times I’ve wished that I could bring Emmy & Ozzie to the campus. I’ll be discussing my dilemma during the Matt & His Cats session. As part of that, I’ll be asking you to help me in a mass appeal against this unfair cat discrimination. With the support of Cuttlets worldwide, I know that one day my Emmy and Ozzie will be able to join me at the place I love so much.