Cuttlet National Anthem

“I’m Proud To Be A Cuttlet”

If tomorrow there were no Google, that he’s worked for all his life
I know he’d have more time, for his cats and for his wife
I’d miss him on his blog, and I’d miss him at the shows
But I want the best for Matt, and will follow him wherever he goes

I’m proud to be a Cuttlet, don’t you wanna be?
Some might call it Matt worship, but we’re just friendly
We surround him, not hound him, for he’s our guiding light
He shows us the way forward …. God bless Matt tonight

(Sung to the tune of “God Bless The USA” — AKA, “I’m Proud To Be An American”)